"What does gelato do when it gets scared? It melts!"
"Life is like an ice cream cone- you have to learn to lick it"
- Snoopy
"Gelato is condensed happiness"
- Dr House Medical Division
"When your dead you’re dead. And until then there is ice cream"
- Patrick Jane- The Mentalist
"I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with gelato"
- Heywood Campbell Brown
"A gelato doesn’t cause any harm after lunch- in fact it helps you because it calls on the body to produce the right amount of heat to digest well"
- Pellegrino Artusi
"When I come back in my next life all I want is to keep warm in Winter and eat gelato in Summer"
- Charles-Louis de Montesquieu
"Age does not diminish the extreme displeasure of seeing a scoop of gelato falling off a cone"
- Jim Fiebig
"Better two gelati today than one tomorrow!"
"There’s nothing wrong with me that a bit of gelato can’t fix"
"A cone of gelato is able to resolve any problem, even if for only some people"
"In 2058 genetically modified gelato will know how to swim so will no longer drown in coffee"
- Maurizio Crozza
"We are not confident in our ability to make our house pleasant for guests, so we buy gelato."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"To not appreciate gelato means you are indifferent about food"
- Joseph Epstein
"I don’t cry over spilt milk but it’s enough if one scoop of gelato falls to completely ruin my day"
- Terri Guillemets
"Gelato is my consolation it rewards me for every injustice and sweetens my mouth."
- Skiantos
"The one simple word ‘sorbet’ embodies an entire world"
- Muriel Barbery
"Oh sweet sorbet, precious and delicate nectar, blessed in the person who invented it"
- Carlo Goldoni
"There are two things that matter in life: gelato and hot love"
- Carlo Goldoni
"You can’t make everyone happy you aren’t a tub of gelato"
"My favourite kind of gelato is the one where no one talks to me whilst I eat it"
"Laughter is brightest where gelato is best"
"Without gelato there would be darkness and chaos"
- Don Kardong
"Happiness is... wondering in the rain eating a gelato"
"Gelato is always an option"
"Tomorrow we can eat broccoli, but today is for gelato"
"Life is like a gelato - enjoy it before it melts"
"Gelato solves everything"
"One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating."
- Luciano Pavarotti
"Never ask a lady who is eating gelato straight from the tub how she is doing"
- shaken man
"The best way to teach your children about taxes is buy eating 30% of their gelato"
- wise parent
"Gelato is exquisite - what a pity it isn’t illegal"
- Voltaire
"Life is like a gelato cone, you have to lick it one day at a time"
"The best times for gelato is ALWAYS"
"Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy gelato and that’s essentially the same thing"
There’s nothing better than a good friend, unless it’s a good friend bringing you gelato
My head says go to the gym, MY HEART says eat more gelato
Every day should start with coffee and end with a gelato
Two of life’s greatest treasures... friends and gelato
You can’t turn water into wine, but you can turn gelato into breakfast
